Well, hello! Thanks for stopping by.

I’m Melia Alexander, and I write sassy, sexy, fun contemporary romance novels, but I spend my days incognito at a place I lovingly refer to as The Male Observation Lab. While I’d like to tell you it’s where I get to conduct experiments on guys, it’s actually a construction company where I get to observe the wide array of male behavior—and are they ever funny!

Yeah, some of my observations have made it into my books, but what I’ve discovered about “my guys” is pretty basic. They might behave like typical alpha males who stop just short of beating their hairy chests, but deep down they’re really the tender-hearted heroes of their own stories. (Don’t tell them about the hero part, that’ll just make them insufferable!)

Born and bred on Guam, I traded island breezes and warm, tropical rainfall for the rainy Pacific Northwest. I love, love, LOVE books, and haven’t met one I didn’t like. I also love watching romcoms—preferably with a box of dark chocolates and a glass of cab sauv. In my free time (ha!), I work hard to conquer my CrossFit fears: rope climbs, pull-ups, and the dreaded 800m run. Really, I suck at all of it, but I suck less the harder I try, so there’s that. Lol.

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Well, hello! Thanks for stopping by.

I’m Melia Alexander, and I write sassy, sexy, fun contemporary romance novels, but I spend my days incognito at a place I lovingly refer to as The Male Observation Lab. While I’d like to tell you it’s where I get to conduct experiments on guys, it’s actually a construction company where I get to observe the wide array of male behavior—and are they ever funny!

Yeah, some of my observations have made it into my books, but what I’ve discovered about “my guys” is pretty basic. They might behave like typical alpha males who stop just short of beating their hairy chests, but deep down they’re really the tender-hearted heroes of their own stories. (Don’t tell them about the hero part, that’ll just make them insufferable!)

Born and bred on Guam, I traded island breezes and warm, tropical rainfall for the rainy Pacific Northwest. I love, love, LOVE books, and haven’t met one I didn’t like. I also love watching romcoms—preferably with a box of dark chocolates and a glass of cab sauv. In my free time (ha!), I work hard to conquer my CrossFit fears: rope climbs, pull-ups, and the dreaded 800m run. Really, I suck at all of it, but I suck less the harder I try, so there’s that. Lol.

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FUN FACTS ABOUT ME

My mom smoked cigars, so I learned how to roll them from tobacco leaves before I was ten. (Thanks for the life-skill, Mom!)

When I first decided to try my hand at online dating, I had three dates in the span of four consecutive days, dubbing each of them Bachelor #1, Bachelor #2, etc. Eight months later, I was up to Bachelor #9. I guess I’m stuck here for a bit 😊.

On my last trip to Europe, I visited five countries in seven days—it was a whirlwind.
My favorite part? The penis-shaped Belgian chocolates from Brugge!

Potato chips are my Achilles’ heel. In fact, I think I’ll go grab some right now!

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