Author Spotlight: Jennifer DeCuir ~ Take a Book Vacation – to Scallop Shores

Ah, two weeks off in a row! I love when writer-friends take over. 🙂 So, the lovely Judith Ashley was featured last week (thank you, Judith!), and this week, we have Jennifer DeCuir. jd1Thanks for being in this week’s spotlight, Jennifer (and for giving me an extended vacay 😉 ). Take it away!

It’s trending now – contemporary romances set in small town America. A series built on characters and businesses, landmarks you’ve come to know and love. You meet the town veterinarian in one book, but the romance is focused on another hero. The great thing about a small-town series is that you know the chances of Mr. Vet getting his own book is very good. These series can be as open-ended as necessary, to build on families and communities until every major secondary character has gotten their happily-ever-after.

The best part about writing my Scallop Shores series is that I get to blend in all the favorite things I loved about growing up in a small town with new and interesting places I’ve discovered over the years. And this is my world – so if I want matching striped awnings on all the downtown buildings, with giant whiskey barrels full of colorful blooms – BOOM! I get them. Along with the historic churches, gaol (yes, it was really spelled that way back in the 1600’s), charming cemeteries dating back hundreds of years and the most amazing little ice cream shack with a spectacular view of the lighthouse.

9781440581236Reading a book set in Scallop Shores is like taking a little vacation to the southern coast of Maine. Always featured is Logan’s Bakery, where Cady bides her time, making lattes for those willing to try out her ‘fancy coffee drinks’, and matchmaking, until she can earn enough money to move to New York City. Folks often find their way to the town library, where children’s librarian, Bree, is always willing to drop everything to help a friend. Each new book brings back old locales and introduces new ones. In Wynter’s Journey, readers discover The Book Nook, the bookstore Wynter has dreamed of running since she was a little girl.

There are hunky handymen, sexy single dads, even a celebrity-in-hiding to make sure the women in town sit up and take notice. Cranky old men, crankier pregnant women, smothering family members and some who would kick you to the curb. You’ll find them all in Scallop Shores. And have I mentioned the children? As Dean asks in Five of Hearts, “Is there something in the water?” One set of triplets, two sets of twins and all kinds of adorable kids and babies. I’m not going to lie – I LOVE writing about the little ones.

At the moment, I am writing Cady’s story with Bree whispering ideas in my ear every chance she gets. Apparently my characters think I can handle writing more than one book at a time. Good grief! I have an idea for a Christmas novella for paraplegic war hero, Riley. I’d love to do something involving a firefighter. And there is always the lobsterman or fisherman angle, to stay true to my Maine heritage. But I know I’ll eventually have to say goodbye to Scallop Shores… because I also have an idea brewing for a different series set in another small town. A writer’s got to write… right? 🙂

~ Jennifer

Jennifer DeCuir writes small town contemporary romances while wrangling two kids, a husband who acts like a big kid and three neurotic pets. She lives in the Pacific Northwest, where she can’t get enough sunshine or caffeine. Her series Scallop Shores, published by Crimson Romance, is based on her hometown of York, Maine. When she isn’t writing or reading, she is probably adding to her obsessively huge yarn stash and wondering what gifts she’s going to crochet for Christmas this year.
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Drawn to Jonah (a RONE 2014 Nominee and 2nd place winner in the 2012 ECO contest)

Quinn finds new purpose in life caring for the local handyman’s daughter and teaching the sexy single dad how to read. He knows he owes her a huge debt, but he’ll start by giving her his heart.
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 Five of Hearts

Shannon is a single mom to triplets. Dean is a former boy band member hiding from the latest fake paternity scam. They couldn’t be more wrong for each other. Sometimes falling in love is more about chance than choice.

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Wynter’s Journey (A 2nd place winner in the 2013 ECO contest)

A childhood promise brings Wynter and Sam together again after tragedy ripped them apart over ten years earlier. Fate has given him a second chance to tell her how he feels. This time he’s not going to run.

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Author Spotlight: Judith Ashley – On Writing

My Core Writing Principles, Going Indie and A Path to Brain Health
by Judith Ashley

The time was somewhere between 1998 and 2002. I started having lucid night and day dreams so real if I didn’t have the BeFunky_dsc_5115professional background I do, I might have thought I was psychotic. Instead of checking myself into the nearest psychiatric hospital, I started writing. Looking back I can see I had a lot to learn about the craft of writing but at the time I was mesmerized by the story unfolding almost on its own on the computer screen.

Way back then I determined the first two of my Core Writing Principles.

1. Enjoy the writing process at least 80% of the time.
2. Write the stories I see in my dreams.

Flash forward to 2006 and my first trip to Emerald City Writer’s Conference where I picked up Cherry Adair’s “Finish the Darn Book Challenge”. When I returned in 2007, I had finally completed Book One of The Sacred Women’s Circle series. I wrote the first drafts of Book Two and Book Three in successive years during November’s NaNo (National Novel Writing Month).

I entered a couple of contests and pitched the stories and series concept to editors and agents. I got “rejection gold” because every rejection had specific information about why they would not take my books and me on. The information was consistent. My stories were not financially viable as they were because they didn’t “fit”. (In the interest of transparency I will also admit that my writing needed work but that wasn’t the main reason I was being turned away).

One of my goals was to be published by the end of 2012. I wasn’t. I sat myself down and took a good hard look at where I was in relation to where I wanted to be. All of my rejections had one of two things in common lily1400x2100

• Eliminate the Sacred Women’s Circle thread and have the heroines be friends in another setting or
• Add conflict to The Circle scenes and between the heroines in general.

I was at a crossroads in my writing.

What was I going to do? Rewrite the stories to fit what agents and editors wanted or stay true to the visions that still floated into my awareness when I wrote. The third Core Writing Principle is the result of that soul searching process.

3. Stay true to the core elements of the stories.

Because I had that third Core Writing Principle, I reached for the gold ring on the indie publishing merry-go-round and chose the Indie Publishing Route.

Little did I know how challenged I’d be on this path!

First task: to take the suggestion of April Eberhard, agent, who said a professional editor would help me strengthen my story telling abilities. I did that.

Second task: Purchase Maggie McVay Lynch’s DIY Publishing, attend the November 2013 Kobo Event to learn more and pay closer attention to what was being said at chapter meetings, on blogs, RWA forums, etc. about self-publishing. I did that.

Third task: Purchase The Book Doctor’s template and Jutoh self-publishing software. I did that.

Crystals All I had to do was copy and paste a clean copy of each manuscript into the template, scroll through the story and add back in formatting, upload to Jutoh, click a few places and voila! I’d have the mobi, epub and pdf files to upload to various e-retailers.
The number of times I sat at my computer stomach churning with fears of failure, shoulders rigid with iron bars of doubt, hands fisting with frustration were numerous. The number of times I wanted to scream, throw the computer out the window and quit matched. The number of times I left my office and took a break from it all is why I’m writing this. Chocolate, walks around the block and the voices of the women in the stories kept me going – along with a personal tutorial from Maggie; additional help from Terrel Hoffman; gifts of chocolate, hugs and commiseration from Sarah Raplee; words of encouragement from my granddaughter who kept telling me how proud she was of me because I was following my dream.

Because of all that support I persevered. Because I stayed true to my core values (write the stories I see in my dreams and my writing journey must include at least 80% joy) and because I stayed true to my stories core values I can say I’m a multi-published author. During this journey Sarah Raplee, Diana McCollum and I joined forces and published Love & Magick: Mystical Stories of Romance (02/14/14). The first three books of The Sacred Women’s Circle series are published. Book Four’s first draft is 50% written.  elizabeth_ebookcover1400x2100

I was invited to join Windtree Press author cooperative, a talented group of committed career-focused writers; I’ve traveled to Desert Dreams Writer’s Conference and attended my first book signing; I’ve sold a few books and expect as I continue to write and publish and promote my work I’ll sell more.

Now for the “A Path to Brain Health” part of the title. A recent AARP article said that one out of every nine Americans sixty-five and older has Alzheimer’s. I’m in that age group. How does this relate to being an indie author? Doctors and scientists recommend these four supports for optimum brain health.

• Eat a brain healthy diet (no chocolate and Thai food alone are not what they suggest)
• Exercise (I think they mean more than fingers flying over the keyboard)
• Social interaction with others (and I can attest to the importance of the hugs and “you can do it” messages I received
• Stretch your brain by giving it something new to learn. (More than once I reminded myself that even though I was frustrated, fearful, doubtful, I was doing a good thing because my brain learned how to work in new and wondrous ways).

DIANA_ebookcover600x900Without that mantra, without the support of chocolate, Thai food and friends I wouldn’t be able to show you the covers of books, give you a link to my website where you can see them again and read more about The Sacred Women’s Circle series. If I hadn’t chosen to go the Indie Publishing Route, I’d have completed manuscripts in the drawer (actually folder on the computer and thumb drive) but I wouldn’t be published.

One of the hardest parts of this process was given up the dream of being a New York traditional published author. One of the easiest parts of the process was staying true to my core values which guide me to this day.

I’m always open to new ways of viewing the world around me. I’d love to hear what your Core Writing Principles are and how you motivate yourself through the tough times and steep learning curves.

Copyright © 2014 by Judith Ashley

Wordless Wednesday: Holding Hands

Welcome to Wordless Wednesday!

Call me a hopeless romantic, but I do love a happily-ever-after story.  And, yeah, I tend to look for evidence that it exists – just like in this photo:

DSC_1814Romantic, huh?  *Insert sigh*

Okay, writer peeps, kick your muses into gear!  What do you think their conversation would be in this setting?  🙂

Happy writing,

Melia

Author Spotlight: Lily Santana

It’s been an uber-busy week in the Alexander household.  Niece 2 starts school soon so we’ve been doing the clothes shopping thing.  *Holds back of hand to forehead*  What a chore, huh?  🙂

Fortunately, my dear author friend, Lily Santana, 8833512kindly agreed to post this week, and guess what?  She’s offering a copy of her debut novel, Unexpectedly You, to one lucky visitor.  Leave a comment for a chance to win!  Easy, huh?

And now, on to the interview.

MA:  How long have you been writing towards publication?  What have you learned along the way and would like to pass on to us wannabe authors? 

LS:  I got serious about writing in 2009 when after I’d read the book The Everything Guide to Writing a Romance Novel: From writing the perfect love scene to finding the right publisher by Christine Haig and Faye Hughes, I decided this is the perfect genre for me and I wanted to give it a shot.  Soon after, I enrolled in Romance I and II, each was a 10 week course taught by super multi-pubbed Harlequin author Leigh Michaels through Gotham Writer’s Workshop in NYC.  I read, oh about a hundred other craft books (check out my blog where I list the top 10 books that helped me get published.)  But the most important thing I learned was to cultivate the right relationships with like-minded writers who share similar goals so that you have a supportive group that will push you toward success.

MA:  Tell us about “the call” — what was the biggest surprise to you?

LS:  I had already received another offer via email for Unexpectedly You from a traditional publisher who was just starting off their digital book line. Though I was thrilled, I had my heart set on publishing with Carina Press because I truly believed that for a newbie author, I wanted to go with a publishing house that had romance in their DNA. I wanted the infrastructure and wide support that Harlequin provided. After anxious hours debating, I decided to send an email to the Carina editor whom I’d sent my submission and asked if Carina might still be considering my manuscript. The editor, none other than the fabulous Rhonda Helms, asked if I would consider waiting till the following Tuesday to make a decision. Like I wouldn’t? Heck yeah. So of course I did. Then, on Tuesday, my cell phone rang and the number was unfamiliar. My heart dropped. I picked up with bated breath and when I heard the words Angela James from Carina Press, my heart stopped. The rest, as they say, is history.

MA:  I’m always interested in what inspired an author to write.  For Unexpectedly You — I love that title, by the way! — Was there someone you knew, or a stranger you’d met who provided the inspiration for the hero or heroine?  Without giving away an identity, what was it about this individual that intrigued you the most?  Or, at least enough to provide that inspiration?

LS:  It wasn’t so much someone but someplace that inspired Unexpectedly You. 2470243I was staying at this quaint bed and breakfast in the coastal town of Manzanita on the Oregon Coast and I woke up one morning, inhaled the sweetness of the summer rain, watched the sea gulls swoop down the sea for their breakfast and I was struck with the beauty of the place. I wondered about the people who lived there…what were their lives like? If I lived there, I’d butt heads with anyone who tried to ruin the quiet serenity of the small town. And my heroine Emma LeFleur does just that when Mitch McKenna, a commercial developer, decides he’s going to build condominiums and revitalize the sleepy beach community.

MA:  What was the most fun part of writing this manuscript?  Why?

LS:  The most fun part was writing the scenes where Emma and Mitch fall in love and I don’t mean make love (which they do – spoiler alert!) But the scenes where they discover something about the other that made them see the person a different way. I loved injecting humor into those situations because it’s who the characters dealt with their vulnerabilities. I think readers can relate to those moments because we all remember what it’s like right before we fall head over heels with someone. It’s like climbing a steep hill at times, but at others, it’s like falling off a cliff. Here’s an example of just that moment.

The steady drizzle outside and the hum of the air warming the truck filled the silence. He drew in a long breath and caught the faint sweet scent of her floral perfume. The same damn scent had infiltrated his dreams last night after she’d left his trailer. He’d woken up to the mother of all hard-ons.

He shifted slightly now in his seat and kept his eyes glued to the road, though he did notice her fingers fidgeting on her lap. So this was how she was going to play it, was it? He’d play along.

 As soon as he’d had a decent cup of espresso and his head finally cleared of a hangover, he had serious morning-after regret about the plan. He knew damn well the chance of Emma convincing David Bruin and her neighbors to approve his plans without further delay was slim to none.

How would she convince them to trust him if she didn’t even like him? How would she charm Bruin enough so that the building official would be enticed to do her bidding? It wasn’t impossible—he’d seen himself how animated she could be. But looking at her now, he had to remind himself he hadn’t been hallucinating.

When he finally pulled into the VFW, he chose the farthest parking spot from the entrance, out of the way from the crowd of people exiting their cars to hurry inside. He kept the engine running. “Here we are.”

She turned to him, her expression guarded. “Mitch, I have a favor to ask.”

Here we go. “Favor?”

Her eyes blinked several times. “Most of my neighbors, especially the matriarchs of Bella, will be here tonight.”

“And?”

“And I think this provides a really good opportunity to show your good side.”

“As compared to my bad side?”

“You know what I’m talking about. It’ll already be weird that we’re walking in together. I’m just asking you to be discreet. These ladies have certain expectations. They see me as a married woman.”

“Unlike Bruin.”

She pursed her lips. “Don’t be crude.”

He shot her a look that conveyed his meaning. “I must have hit a nerve because you’re blushing.”

“I am not blushing,” she said, turning so she faced the passenger window.

He clenched his jaw. Maybe she was lying. Maybe she was aware of David’s interest in her and she liked the attention. Fortunately, Mitch also realized that meant she was his best chance at getting the building official to sway his way in a short period of time.

Interesting. So Bruin had it in for his ex-wife’s cousin. Had the infatuation with Emma had anything to do with his divorce? He lost what little respect he had for the man. Not that he had a stockpile anyway. There was something about Bruin that didn’t sit right with him.

“You’re blushing, and it’s very sexy.” He laughed.

She rolled her eyes. “Shut up.”

He didn’t know why he found it so amusing to get her riled up. But he loved to see her green eyes shoot deadly aims straight at his heart. He loved to see the color infuse her skin, making her appear wild and alive. She may want to hide behind her oversized clothing and beehive of curls, but beneath it, he’d bet his entire life savings that Emma was one hot babe. What the hell was he talking about? He fucking did bet his entire life savings on her ability to charm a man. Granted, a different man. But shouldn’t he at least test the waters and make sure she was up to the task?

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Emma’s throat constricted and she couldn’t help but feel suffocated, being so close to Mitch inside the truck. “Do I have your agreement about tonight?” Her very deliberate attempt to change the subject widened his smile in a dangerous way that made her heart skip a beat.

“I’m not sure what I’m agreeing to exactly.”

“You are agreeing to behave neighborly. I don’t want people to get the wrong impression about us.”

“How does that help my case? How am I supposed to believe you’ll have my back when you can’t even pretend to like me?”

“I can pretend to like you.” Her gaze shifted to a small glass vial filled with sand hanging from his rearview mirror.

“Yeah? Prove it.”

She licked her parched lips. “And just how am I supposed to prove it to you?”

He killed the engine. When he unbuckled his seat belt and scooted over closer to her, her breath caught in her throat and tension built up in her stomach.

“What do you think you’re doing?”

His hand reached out and tucked her hair behind her ear. “Being neighborly.”

She swiped at his hands. “Stop that.” His nearness had her pulse rate idling at sixty and accelerating to one-twenty faster than she could blink. Her gaze dropped to his lips, which still held his lazy smile. Dorinda was right. When Mitch turned on his charm switch, it was high octane.

“Come on. Are you forgetting I saw you with Bruin yesterday? Don’t even pretend you don’t know I was watching you.”

“What’s your point?”

“I want you to be friendly like that with me. I want to make sure, before we go in front of all of these people, that you seem as if you at least like me.”

“No one will believe that. They know how I feel about you.”

His eyes hardened. “Then you have some work to do, because we don’t have a whole hell of a lot of time. Do I have to remind you of the stakes?”

“You don’t have to remind me of the stakes. I live it every day.”

“Then you’d better get moving. Here, I’ll make it easy for you. Just pretend you’re giving me a friendly, neighborly kiss.”

She grabbed her bingo bag with jittery hands and scooted as far from him as the space would allow. “No! That’s ridiculous. I don’t go around kissing my neighbors.”

“Are you afraid you’ll hate it or like it too much?”

“Save your charm. It does nothing for me. I want this night to be G-rated. Think Disney.”

Mitch shook his head. “I don’t think I’ve ever seen a G-rated movie.” Again, he reached for a strand of her hair and twirled it between his fingers.

In one quick move, she scooped up her hair and flung it behind her back. “I said stop that.”

Instead of heeding her demand, he focused his attention on her face, tracing his fingers along her jaw, inching toward her slightly parted mouth. “I may need a demonstration as to what actually constitutes as G-rated.”

He was going to kiss her and she really needed to stop him but instead her gaze fell on his full lips, curved up at the corners in that arrogant way she detested. Except when she found it incredibly sexy. Like now. She drew in the musky scent of his aftershave.

He leaned in, his breath fanning her face. The intimacy of the moment wasn’t lost on her. He was so close, all she needed to do was move a few inches. The intensity of his gaze blocked the air from getting through to her lungs. She felt dizzy with anticipation.

Heat spread through her extremities. Her blood turned into lava. She felt exhilarated. Exposed. Excited. She shut her eyes and lifted her face toward his.

Nothing.

In slow motion, she peeled open heavy lids and then instantly cringed inside when she saw the amusement hidden behind his deep blue eyes. He was playing with her. Her blatant invitation was funny to him. Whereas his actions created turmoil inside her body, he was blissfully unaffected.

Dear God. Could I be any more pathetic?

Before she could pull back from the magnetic force of his nearness, he lowered his head. She was prepared this time and kept the kiss as chaste and unoriginal as she could manage.

He straightened slowly, watching her. “How old were you when you got married?”

Her gaze fell to her tightly clasped fingers and she tried to slow her breathing. She prayed he couldn’t hear what sounded like a child with a new set of drums in her chest. “Why do you want to know?”

“Was your husband your only sexual experience?”

Fury spread to her temples, making the roots of her hair itch. She shot him a look that she hoped made him squirm like a little boy. “That’s none of your business!”

“You kiss like a teenager.”

His words had the desired effect, reminding her she was a thirty-five-year-old widow with a seventeen-year-old daughter. She was not a sexy twentysomething who made out in parked cars. The sharp contrast cut deep, bringing shame along with a twinge of sadness. She unbuckled her seat belt. “Good, now you know what I mean by G-rated.” 

Oooh, love this scene, Lily!  Thanks so much for filling in for me this week. 

Now remember, everyone, Lily’s giving away an e-copy of Unexpectedly You to one lucky commenter.  The drawing will be held on Friday, August 30th.  Good luck!

–Melia

 

Wordless Wednesday: Through the Forest

Welcome to another Wordless Wednesday!

I love summer, mainly because with the warmer weather comes the opportunity to commune with the great outdoors.  And in my part of the world, there’s plenty of it – like this jewel:

P1030113So, my fellow writing peeps, whether you’re writing contemporary romance, romantic suspense, or historical romance, what does your muse think of this setting?  Is it something that’s useable in your WIP?

Raising a glass to our muses, without whom we’d struggle through our manuscripts. . . in my case, even worse than I do now!  🙂

Happy writing,

-Melia

And They Lived Happily Ever After

I love weddings.  Seriously.  What romance writer doesn’t?  Something magically cool takes place during the ceremony, something that grips you soul-deep and makes you believe in a happily-ever-after.  *Blissful Sigh*

Me and a Junior Bridesmaid (she's like 11. . . and I'm wearing a pair of heels)
Me and a Junior Bridesmaid (she’s like 11. . . and I’m wearing a pair of heels)

Yep, I’d been to one not that long ago.  Unfortunately, La Muse showed up, too.  Her cigar smoke circled around me throughout the ceremony, and she wove snippets of conversation around stuff that wasn’t exactly appropriate for a traditional Catholic wedding.  Big surprise, huh?

And she didn’t get any better as the night wore on, either, whispering in my ear throughout the reception, and even past it.  In fact, she hasn’t quit in the weeks since, and I’m tired of hearing her whine.  This is why you’re all the lucky recipients of her random thoughts on how to throw the perfect wedding . . .. I swear these are the tamer ones!  Marco Fern G2

1)  It’s okay to invite your ex-husband.  Who else is going to drive over 1200 miles round trip to schlep over the gifts from your engagement party? (Although my cousin should’ve taken him up on his offer to walk her down the aisle, too!)

2)  When the dude responsible for coning off a spot in front of the church approaches your vehicle with a frantic look on his face, don’t panic.  See, some members of the male species are thoroughly confused about a wedding, so carefully explain the “RESERVED FOR THE BRIDE” sign wasn’t meant to go around the groom’s neck.  Instead, point at the cones he’d just placed, smile gently, and tell him to get back to work.

Dancing with my special guy!  (I totally miss you!)
Dancing with my special guy! (I totally miss you!)

3)  Do not be surprised that the nieces and nephews in your family keep growing even if you’re not around.  This is what happens when parents keep feeding them. . ..

4)  Beware the uncles!  They are the up and coming patriarchs of the family, and they take that role seriously, watching every member of the clan with the kind of super-power relegated to airport baggage scanners that detect the liquid in your carry-on is *gasp* an ounce over the limit.

Unfortunately, this also means they count the number of shots you’d had. . .. And they *will* cut you off.  How to avoid this?  Buy them a few rounds and have them tell you about the “good old days” when they were hell raisers – and, man, are there stories. . ..

5)  For the bride and groom: the dancemake sure any changes to the evening’s activity is passed on to the dude you’d selected to emcee the event.  Otherwise, don’t be surprised if he runs around the room while you’re doing your intro dance asking, “What are they doing?  Look (shoves paper in guest’s face) it’s not anywhere on the agenda!”  (Smiling, Michael!  Smiling!)

6)  When sister-of-the-bride starts hooking people up, let her. And when it involves someone you discover you’d never invited, be grateful it was the bartender and not some random dude pulled from the hotel lobby.

7)  Patron shots probably aren’t the best idea before the wedding party is introduced at the reception.

Me and Art rockin' the moves!  Note to Uncles: Patron was not involved.  :-)
Me and Art rockin’ the moves! Note to Uncles: Patron was not involved. I swear!

Oh, who am I kidding?  It’s the greatest idea ever!  I still don’t know how some-of-us-who-shall-remain-nameless managed to dance in without tripping. . ..

8)  No matter how conservative your position is in the “real world,” sexy moves on the dance floor are allowed.  After all, you’re in the cone of safety, surrounded by family and close friends, peeps who’d have your back no matter what.  (Okay, everyone hold hands now and sing Kumbaya.)  Just don’t expect any of us to forget it, either!  😉

9)  Hooker-shoes are great for the ceremony, but be sure to bring a sensible pair to wear to the reception.  Unless, of course, you can dance in hooker-shoes without tripping.  At which point I’d have to admit I hate you.

10)  The money dance is one of the most Money Danceawesome Filipino traditions. . .. EVER! Not only do the bride and groom get to dance with the cutest guests, but they get paid, too.

Remember to have adults help the little ones pin the bills on, though.  Otherwise, there’s a good chance you’ll find one poking through your corset later.

Mr. and Mrs. Enriquez

Ah, good times!

My greatest wishes for a lifetime of happiness to you, Cousin and New Cousin.

Love you both very much!

-Melia

Dude! Seriously?

One of the joys of working in the Male Observation Lab (aka, the day-job), is the incredible opportunity to peek into guy-lives.  Kind of like viewing males in their natural habitat – with tools, and dirt, and equipment but with the added bonus of getting paid to do it.  🙂  IMAG0565

And this writer’s brain just . . . Doesn’t. . . Turn. . . Off.  It’s like a hound dog searching for story.  Which is precisely what happened when I came across Mr. X (obviously not his real name) recently.

Now, guys being who they are, he refused to tell me how the twenty-seven staples appeared on his head.  He even demanded his work buddies not say a word.  *Insert pout* Of course, he had no idea he was talking to a writer.  We are a special breed.  We spin stories out of any stroke of inspiration.

So in the middle of the day, my muse sucked down some beer, lit up a fresh cigar, and took it upon herself to do what she does best: make something up.  I now present five possible ways Mr. X ended up with a stapled head:

1.  Mild-mannered construction-type dude by day, Mr. X is really a secret agent running covert ops in our part of the Pacific Northwest.  His latest assignment: pose as a drag queen in order to infiltrate a smuggling ring of car thieves.  Unfortunately, he had yet to master the “art of the walk” in his four-inch stilettos and in a thigh-high-slit maxi skirt, let alone the running part.  So while he chased after the bad guys, trying to stay on their trail, he stepped into a deep sidewalk crack and fell backwards.  And that’s when his head struck the bumper of his secret agent car, which automatically dialed his status to headquarters.  When back-up arrived, he was out cold, and the thugs made off with his new Manolo Blahniks. . .. the swines!

2.  Even though he’s a no-nonsense construction-type dude, Mr. X has a soft spot – for kittens.  (Awww!)  When he woke up one morning, he heard the frightened mewl of the newest addition to his menagerie of twenty-three cats.  Poor thing was stuck up a tree in his front yard.  Rather than take the time to call the fire department for help (because, hey, he’s a dude), he shimmied up sixteen feet until he reached the scrawny, wide-eyed, fluffy white kitten he’d named Pumpkin Pie (PP).  She was perched at the end of a limb, with her gaze trailed downward.  Her painful mewl tore at this heart.  He had to save her!  But as he reached for her, PP leapt.  While she safely landed feet first on the ground, Mr. X did not.

3.  Like any hot-blooded American male, Mr. X loves his woman.  And he’d do anything to defend her.  At a recent visit to their favorite watering hole, some other dude commented on Mr. X’s woman’s lack of grace at the pool table.  Mr. X let that one slide.  After all, his love for her doesn’t depend on her ability to win a few bucks at pool.  But when Other Dude insulted the size of her well-endowed chest, well. . .  that one was a little hard for Mr. X to let pass.  After all, he’d paid for those!  So he insulted Other Dude’s woman with a comment about her mustache.  Trading insults soon devolved into a screaming match.  And the screaming match further devolved into a fight.  Involving fists.  And chairs.  And a trip to Emergency Department. . ..

4.  Mr. X has a secret.  One that even his closest friends don’t know.  Like me, Mr. X is a romance writer.  (Although, he’s famously known as erotica author Candi Lishious with over a million books sold.  Go, Candi!)  Mr. X, aka Candi, likes to work through scenes in his/her novel to make sure they’re doable.  (Don’t judge.  We all have a process!)  One particularly tough scene involved a stepladder and a chandelier, and Mr. X/Candi wasn’t sure it was physically possible, so of course, he/she had to try it.  Unfortunately, the ladder had a busted rung.  Mr. X/Candi  swung his left leg out, and the rung snapped.  (You should’ve listened to your company’s safety person – just sayin’!)  The stepladder toppled, and Mr. X/Candi hit the edge of the kitchen counter on the way down.  So, yeah, that scene didn’t work out too well. . ..

5.  Mr. X, mild construction-type dude by day, is also lead guitarist for a local rock band, The Swing and Sting.  He loves the wild nights of rock and roll, and the groupies that hang around afterwards.  Being single has its perks!  One night, he snuck into the alleyway that separated the club from the Church of Immediate Redemption, for a quick smoke.  And that’s when he heard it.  Felt it.  That creepy weird feeling that trailed down his spine whenever SHE got close.  He reached for something, anything to use as a weapon against HER, while at the same time he searched for the door handle behind him.  And from the shadows emerged a figure, huge, and intimidating with wings spread wide.  It was the dragon-creature from his childhood nightmare.  The same one that continued to threaten to pluck him from the present, and then drop him into an alternate reality.  All these years Mr. X had been able to thwart the beast, had been able to defend himself from it.  This time, he’d had enough.  He liked his construction-type dude / rock band guitarist life, thank you very much, and he was sick and tired of defending it!  So with his bare hands, he lunged. . .. And if you think the twenty-seven staples look awful, suffice it to say the SHE dragon’s out of commission for good.

*Sigh* La Muse was thoroughly entertained!

So.  What do you think happened to Mr. X?

-Melia

Hearts

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Yes, I know, I know!  There are a ton of romance writers who will go on and on about the magic of Valentine’s Day.  I’m not one of them.

Don’t get me wrong — I LURV romance!  But I figure, why limit myself to one day out of an entire year?  Doesn’t seem right.

Still, I couldn’t let the holiday pass without at least mentioning it, so here goes:

Happy Valentine’s Day! 

May your kisses be extra sloppy, and lead to . . . Umm. . . Whatever. 😉

-Melia

Blackjack!

Once upon a time, this girl met this guy in college where, during their first conversation, they debated the proliferation of nuclear weapons.  After they learned to appreciate the other’s point of view (even though, technically, the girl was right), they fell madly in love, and eight years later got married on a South Pacific island by a priest from New York City.  It’s been twenty-one years, and they’re still married.

I swear it’s all true!

I look back on all this and sometimes shake my head in wonder.  We’re two completely different personalities from two completely different worlds – Hubmeister’s all East Coast logic, and I, frankly, am not.  (Hello!  I grew up on Guam!)

Don’t get me wrong.  I think logic’s fine, but I also think that sometimes you just gotta do stuff like buy that cute pair of teal, leopard print pumps because not only are they adorable, and make your legs look a mile long, but they’re also ON SALE!  Personally, the sale part seems logical to me.  Unfortunately, Hubmeister rolls his eyes.  (Like it really matters.)  Ahem.  But I digress. . ..

As a romance writer, it’s my responsibility to create a hero and a heroine so perfectly matched by the end of the book that readers think, “Well, duh!  Of course they belong together.”  But what, exactly, does that mean?  They both enjoy exotic vacations?  Neither one of them likes disco music?  Or perhaps their idea of the perfect evening involves a hot tub. . . a bottle of champagne. . . and . . . well, use your imagination!  🙂

My take is this: a perfectly matched relationship causes both the hero and the heroine to bring out the best in each other – particularly when times are rough. (‘Cause, gee, isn’t it easy to be your best when life is all champagne and dark chocolates?)  It’s the kind of relationship where each is willing to fight for what’s best for them as a couple, not just for what’s best individually.  And it’s the kind of relationship that neither can easily walk away from when both recognize they’re stronger individually because they’re together.

Twenty-one years ago, Hubmeister promised me three things if I married him:

1.  We would never own a station wagon;

2.  Life with him would never be boring;

3.  He would always love me.

He’s kept those promises, and I honestly believe this incredible man brings out the best in who I am – including the teal pumps, of course!  So are we perfectly matched?  Ask me in another twenty-one years. 😉

What’s your idea of the perfect hero/heroine?

– Melia